The Weather Creaps In

Time to add to the story of Herman!!

"Don't snow a snowman!" 

I am sure that you have heard that saying.  Whether it is a 'weather' term or one that you just simply shook your head because he said it many times with disdain in his voice....you know what I am talking about.

Herman will say "Don't snow a snowman" when he thinks that you are trying to put one over on him or just trying to get away with something..anything. 



The saying is especially useful in work environments where there are many people (or types of technology) that can be blamed. 

Trust me, Herman ALWAYS figures it out!

There are more sayings and stories out there...do you have one to share?

HERMANISMS - word or phrase of the day

Herman has lots of words that make him unique .....some he has made up, some he just spells differently than others.

On this post, submit the 'words' and 'phrases that are definitely HERMANISMS.





Today's Word:

WOOLY-WOOTZ:  used to describe someone who has done something silly

Herman Food List

We all know that one of Herman's favourite foods is Pizza!  Do you know his favourite toppings?  Or his favourite place to order pizza from on a Saturday nite?  Or when he is visiting in Saskatoon?
Let us know what you know!

There are lots of other favourite foods - or special ways he orders his food.  Share your insights on the Herman Food List!

Favourite Movies

There are many listed on the sidebar, so feel free to add - especially if you can find a movie poster to go with it....

I----dentical!

(when saying this your hands need to be up close to your shoulders, palms facing out, clap once and then open them up again....like the lawyer in the scene with the tire evidence)

Sayings from the Farm

I am sure that you have all heard this one...

He went through those (whatever food) like a

COMBINE THROUGH A WHEAT FIELD

TV Show References

"I may not be a lawyer, but I have seen the odd episode of Matlock!"  Herman says.

This is usually followed by some very lawyer-ly advice.

"The Best Hermanism, ever"

There was a young lady at  a store causing Herman and I a lot of problems, so I was preparing yet again to drive to prep Herman for the arbitration hearing at which our young lady would be the grievor and star witness, testifying about yet another of the many egregious injustices to which Herman had subjected her in his never-ending abuse of power as store Manager. Anyway, before I leave Toronto, Herman calls to say that we were in luck – the young lady had quit that morning to take a job to which she was much better suited – at Hooters!

Silly me – I ask – what is she so much better suited to that job, has she got experience as a waitress?? To which our beloved Herman replies “No – you’ve seen her - don’t you remember how well ENDOWELLED she is?”

To this day, whenever I see a particularly ‘fortunate’ young lady, I think of Herman and of how well endowelled the young lady is.