HERMANISMS - word or phrase of the day

Herman has lots of words that make him unique .....some he has made up, some he just spells differently than others.

On this post, submit the 'words' and 'phrases that are definitely HERMANISMS.





Today's Word:

WOOLY-WOOTZ:  used to describe someone who has done something silly

TV Show References

"I may not be a lawyer, but I have seen the odd episode of Matlock!"  Herman says.

This is usually followed by some very lawyer-ly advice.

"The Best Hermanism, ever"

There was a young lady at  a store causing Herman and I a lot of problems, so I was preparing yet again to drive to prep Herman for the arbitration hearing at which our young lady would be the grievor and star witness, testifying about yet another of the many egregious injustices to which Herman had subjected her in his never-ending abuse of power as store Manager. Anyway, before I leave Toronto, Herman calls to say that we were in luck – the young lady had quit that morning to take a job to which she was much better suited – at Hooters!

Silly me – I ask – what is she so much better suited to that job, has she got experience as a waitress?? To which our beloved Herman replies “No – you’ve seen her - don’t you remember how well ENDOWELLED she is?”

To this day, whenever I see a particularly ‘fortunate’ young lady, I think of Herman and of how well endowelled the young lady is.