Sayings from the Farm

I am sure that you have all heard this one...

He went through those (whatever food) like a

COMBINE THROUGH A WHEAT FIELD

TV Show References

"I may not be a lawyer, but I have seen the odd episode of Matlock!"  Herman says.

This is usually followed by some very lawyer-ly advice.

"The Best Hermanism, ever"

There was a young lady at  a store causing Herman and I a lot of problems, so I was preparing yet again to drive to prep Herman for the arbitration hearing at which our young lady would be the grievor and star witness, testifying about yet another of the many egregious injustices to which Herman had subjected her in his never-ending abuse of power as store Manager. Anyway, before I leave Toronto, Herman calls to say that we were in luck – the young lady had quit that morning to take a job to which she was much better suited – at Hooters!

Silly me – I ask – what is she so much better suited to that job, has she got experience as a waitress?? To which our beloved Herman replies “No – you’ve seen her - don’t you remember how well ENDOWELLED she is?”

To this day, whenever I see a particularly ‘fortunate’ young lady, I think of Herman and of how well endowelled the young lady is.

Calling All Herman Fans

Ok Everyone!

Here it is...the blog you have been waiting for!

I know there are many stories and sayings out there that we have all heard.  Heck, even my kids say them.  Anywhere from "handy as pockets in your underwear"...to how he eats his hamburger...plain!

Tell your story here - share memories, accounts of how you first heard his saying and what it meant to you.  Tell us if you still use it today.

My list is pretty long after knowing him for 14 years - can you believe that?  And I have a few stories to tell.  Read below for how to use this blog.

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